Half full, or what?

Right. Shall I have a look at the age-old question? Indeed I shall, whether you like it or not!

Let's pretend for a moment you have a drinking glass in front of you, filled half-way from the brim, (or from the bottom, whichever way you look at it!) with water. Is it half-full, or is it half-empty?

If any of you smarty-pants answered half-full, you're wrong! If you're this little emo kid and answered half-empty.....

You're wrong too!

The glass is half full of water and half full of air. Which means the glass is always full. You did learned basic science, didn't you? You should've known this earlier! Hah, nobody ever said the glass is "half-full of liquid"!

Now that we have established that, and we have a more positive outlook, here I pose a new question. Just what is the glass hall full of?

Probably say, chocolate milk? Now that, I can live with!