Breast Balls, and Bad Biology papers.

At a mall kiosk selling novelty items -

Boyfriend : [Grabs a female-breast-shapped ball (pink and complete with nipple)] "What's this?"
Sales girl : "It's a stress ball, that you squeeze when you are stressed."
Boyfriend : (Squeezes breast ball a few times)
Girlfriend : (Gazes at boyfriend) "OH, how I wish, how I wish..." (Grins naughtily)

Chooiyen - young, foolish and a loud-talker : (Nudges mother hard) "Eeiyer! Didja hear what she said? Didja?!"

Girlfriend looks over at Chooiyen. Girlfriend nudges boyfriend, who then also looks over at Chooiyen.
Chooiyen gets utterly embarrassed and pulls mother away.

Sigh, I will forever remember someone saying to me, "When you went out to speak, you spoke so loudly you 'xia dao wo'."

I will also always remember the many times Marvina nudged me very hard when I foolishly (and loudly) go, "Yerr, this bowl of mee looks so disgusting", then pointed at the cook / mee-seller / whatever.

I also have not forgotten back in Form 2, I was talking to Hui Peng about something, then during recess I wanted to tell ChuanLing about the things we talked about, because CL sat waaaaaaaaay over there in class, only to have her reply, "I know already. You talk so loudly, I everything also hear la."

And the worst thing to this problem is, I totally hate being shushed at. And I don't even talk all the time.

* * * * *

So I finally got on MSN Messenger today, for a good 20 minutes, and I found this person with a personal
message that went, "Do you realize every second when we laugh, people are crying?"

I always thought it should be the other way round.

There are only two things you can be - happy, or sad.

When you're sad, you're sad.

When you're happy, well, you gotta think about other people beng sad.

So if you tap tap into the world's mood, you'd probably get "The World is Sad" all the time.

Pretty sad, huh?

* * * * *

Pn. Felicia taught us the remaining pages of Biology's Chapter 4 Pembiakan, and the stuff she mentioned sounded so familiar, and the textbook pages looked so familiar, like I've already read everything before.

Then I realized, omgwtfbbq, I have read everything before!

I studied all of Chapter 4, even the parts we haven't gone through in class, because I thought it was coming out in the exams.

The bad thing about totally not paying attention during class is, you have no idea at all which chapters the teacher has (or has not) gone through in class.

And then you go and do all the extra work.

Know what I got for my Biology paper? 47.

I spent two days studying an entire extra chapter, and I got a 47.

How can get THIS LOW one?

And lost 3 marks for writing "isipadu semakin besar", because Pn.Felicia insists it should've been "isipadu banyak"

Who cares if all the information I studied on sunk in, who cares if the questions had absolutely nothing to do with Chapter 4, if there is a Higher Power up there that calculates the effort put in, if there is Karma that sees the good deeds done, and if the world is a fair and just place... then I should've gotten at least a 50.

(Shows sad face.)