Mean Weirdos, Weird Meanies
BOH SOOOOONG!
SUPER boh song!
HAIHHH why is it that you always think of clever comebacks AFTER your chance of delivering them are long over?!
Like if someone says, "You're such a donkey!", then you get a bit stunned, then you say, "Err, no lah no lah, actually not really wann.."
And then hours later you go, "AIYAH! Should've said 'YOU THINK YOU'RE NOT AN ASS MEH??'!!"
Always. ALWAYS.
I'd be willing to trade in my SPM A's, my SAM A's, CDs from my collection, my entire wardrobe, my super lovely pillows, basically all of my possessions for the superhuman ability to think of the perfect comeback and deliver them with perfect timing!
If I cannot have that, then alternatively I'd love to have the ability to read minds so that I could understand just what some people are thinking when they go and VERBALLY SHOOT SOMEONE!
Conversation with Normal Person
Girl: "Hey, I got a scholarship from my college!"
Normal Person: "Congratulations! How much is it worth?"
Girl: "RMxxx,xxx!"
Normal Person: "Wow, that's a lot! Good for you!"
Conversation with Mean Weirdo
Girl: "Hey, I got a scholarship from my college!"
Mean Weirdo: "What college? How much?"
Girl: "NameOfUniversity, RMxxx,xxx!"
Mean Weirdo: "Oh, that school kind of easy to enter. So many Asians enter, that's why they give so little scholarship la."
I mean, these people always say things that make you go, "WTF?!?!"
And the weird thing is right, when both of you are talking and comparing both your situations, you feel like you're in a better situation, or you had a bigger achievement, the Mean Weirdo will go and shoot you down, make it sound like they very geng, so that you feel very scum-like.
Like, if I've been knighted by the Queen (which is impossible because I'm not British, but example only la), I surely wouldn't go around saying, "EH! The Queen knighted me! I am Sir Chooi!"
OF COURSE NOT RIGHT?!
Instead, a normal person will go, "Aiyah, actually not that big of a deal la, I'm not the first person to be knighted also!"
A Normal Person at the other end of the conversation will go, "What no big deal! Super big deal okay!", so that Sir Chooi will secretly feel very syiok.
But A Mean Weirdo will go, "Yeah, you're right, not a big deal also. Eh you know I just became a Datuk! A DATUK man, super geng! DATUUUUKKK!!"
Have they never heard of this little thing called Humility?
I was talking to a prime example of a Mean Weirdo through Windows Live Messenger, and the whole chatting-without-being-face-to-face thing kind of hampers my ability to think of good comebacks (the more they sting the better).
The GOOD thing that comes from it though, is that I can scowl at him, stick my tongue out, stick out a certain finger (the pinky, I mean! The pinkyyyy!!), and he wouldn't even know it.
If I'm ever like that, tell me okay?
'Cause I super despise such people.
GAHHH.
(It is 4 a.m. and I've got my super cool comeback thought up. Too bad said Mean Weirdo is already offline!)
SUPER boh song!
HAIHHH why is it that you always think of clever comebacks AFTER your chance of delivering them are long over?!
Like if someone says, "You're such a donkey!", then you get a bit stunned, then you say, "Err, no lah no lah, actually not really wann.."
And then hours later you go, "AIYAH! Should've said 'YOU THINK YOU'RE NOT AN ASS MEH??'!!"
Always. ALWAYS.
I'd be willing to trade in my SPM A's, my SAM A's, CDs from my collection, my entire wardrobe, my super lovely pillows, basically all of my possessions for the superhuman ability to think of the perfect comeback and deliver them with perfect timing!
If I cannot have that, then alternatively I'd love to have the ability to read minds so that I could understand just what some people are thinking when they go and VERBALLY SHOOT SOMEONE!
Conversation with Normal Person
Girl: "Hey, I got a scholarship from my college!"
Normal Person: "Congratulations! How much is it worth?"
Girl: "RMxxx,xxx!"
Normal Person: "Wow, that's a lot! Good for you!"
Conversation with Mean Weirdo
Girl: "Hey, I got a scholarship from my college!"
Mean Weirdo: "What college? How much?"
Girl: "NameOfUniversity, RMxxx,xxx!"
Mean Weirdo: "Oh, that school kind of easy to enter. So many Asians enter, that's why they give so little scholarship la."
I mean, these people always say things that make you go, "WTF?!?!"
And the weird thing is right, when both of you are talking and comparing both your situations, you feel like you're in a better situation, or you had a bigger achievement, the Mean Weirdo will go and shoot you down, make it sound like they very geng, so that you feel very scum-like.
Like, if I've been knighted by the Queen (which is impossible because I'm not British, but example only la), I surely wouldn't go around saying, "EH! The Queen knighted me! I am Sir Chooi!"
OF COURSE NOT RIGHT?!
Instead, a normal person will go, "Aiyah, actually not that big of a deal la, I'm not the first person to be knighted also!"
A Normal Person at the other end of the conversation will go, "What no big deal! Super big deal okay!", so that Sir Chooi will secretly feel very syiok.
But A Mean Weirdo will go, "Yeah, you're right, not a big deal also. Eh you know I just became a Datuk! A DATUK man, super geng! DATUUUUKKK!!"
Have they never heard of this little thing called Humility?
I was talking to a prime example of a Mean Weirdo through Windows Live Messenger, and the whole chatting-without-being-face-to-face thing kind of hampers my ability to think of good comebacks (the more they sting the better).
The GOOD thing that comes from it though, is that I can scowl at him, stick my tongue out, stick out a certain finger (the pinky, I mean! The pinkyyyy!!), and he wouldn't even know it.
If I'm ever like that, tell me okay?
'Cause I super despise such people.
GAHHH.
(It is 4 a.m. and I've got my super cool comeback thought up. Too bad said Mean Weirdo is already offline!)
isthisme exuded garlic breath at 3:56 PM
