Layout you gotta (not) love

I am lazy. I have a lazy person's layout.

I know it looks nothing like the oh-so-chun blog layouts of all my peers, but you gotta know, I made this from scratch (except for the garlic picture which I got off Google image).
You also gotta know, I have not been using Photoshop for a year now, and I have problems re-installing it.

I made this entirely using stupid Paint. Under half an hour.
And I didn't want to get a layout off the web that someone else has made.

Now you know!

It looks positively moronic.

Bah, I really can't be bothered.