Who's crazy over him? Not me!
I was out with my family today, to get some stuff before the sale ends. I happened to chance upon a VERY nice piece of fabric, which was black with little orange flower prints.
I was wondering what they were for, so I flipped it over here and there, turned it inside out, trying to figure out which part of the body it should be put on.
I was even about to put it on my head.
Then I saw it: "Toaster Cover - RM 19.90"
And here I thought it was a hat.
But before that. We had our car parked to the side of the road and we were all in it, waiting for my dad to pay for the parking. My sister shot out her hand out of the blue and slammed it into my cheek, turning my face away from her window. Apparently, some guy had his pants down and was peeing just outside of her door. (He was peeing onto the grass, not on our car door.)
My natural reaction? Push her hand away and stare at the guy. Eeww.
It reminded me of Eu Joe and his story of a guy who shitted (shat?) on the divider in the middle of the road.
Then, it reminded me of our sketch during camp presentation. There I was, in front of 500 people, doing Tai Chi in jeans. I later went into the ladies' room, and realized, OMGWTFBBQ my pant zip was down all the while!
Uber humiliation!
At least, I was wearing good undies that day.
Fortunately people wouldn't have noticed, because everyone was staring at Li-Ann's under-the-chin-fake-mole. But it is not fair; I also have under-the-chin-fake-mole, how come nobody stare at my fake mole?!
Anyway. Switch topic.
I'm starting to question who really is the craziest over JL.
Or, "Angel".. (hush-hush code name!)
Jenny, Li Jen, or LI-ANN?
I'm thinking, it's Li-Ann. Like, my goodness, see how she posted photos of him (and his house) up on her blog! Li-Ann, you're halfway to becoming a successful stalker!
But I kind of left something out. Did I mention that in camp 2004, girls actually lined up to get his autograph? Now that's something.
I can hardly imagine myself walking around on camp grounds, then suddenly boys I've never met before start lining up for my autograph, and few metres away another group is staring at me, then a lot more metres away an entire DORM full of boys are talking about me. I cannot imagine, mainly because I am not good looking, and I do not look ANG MOH.
Sigh. How can he live like this, knowing so many girls he doesn't know exist are so crazy over him?
Also, I found out that I have "typical thinking". And here I thought I was unique and thought differently.
Sigh.
I was wondering what they were for, so I flipped it over here and there, turned it inside out, trying to figure out which part of the body it should be put on.
I was even about to put it on my head.
Then I saw it: "Toaster Cover - RM 19.90"
And here I thought it was a hat.
But before that. We had our car parked to the side of the road and we were all in it, waiting for my dad to pay for the parking. My sister shot out her hand out of the blue and slammed it into my cheek, turning my face away from her window. Apparently, some guy had his pants down and was peeing just outside of her door. (He was peeing onto the grass, not on our car door.)
My natural reaction? Push her hand away and stare at the guy. Eeww.
It reminded me of Eu Joe and his story of a guy who shitted (shat?) on the divider in the middle of the road.
Then, it reminded me of our sketch during camp presentation. There I was, in front of 500 people, doing Tai Chi in jeans. I later went into the ladies' room, and realized, OMGWTFBBQ my pant zip was down all the while!
Uber humiliation!
At least, I was wearing good undies that day.
Fortunately people wouldn't have noticed, because everyone was staring at Li-Ann's under-the-chin-fake-mole. But it is not fair; I also have under-the-chin-fake-mole, how come nobody stare at my fake mole?!
Anyway. Switch topic.
I'm starting to question who really is the craziest over JL.
Or, "Angel".. (hush-hush code name!)
Jenny, Li Jen, or LI-ANN?
I'm thinking, it's Li-Ann. Like, my goodness, see how she posted photos of him (and his house) up on her blog! Li-Ann, you're halfway to becoming a successful stalker!
But I kind of left something out. Did I mention that in camp 2004, girls actually lined up to get his autograph? Now that's something.
I can hardly imagine myself walking around on camp grounds, then suddenly boys I've never met before start lining up for my autograph, and few metres away another group is staring at me, then a lot more metres away an entire DORM full of boys are talking about me. I cannot imagine, mainly because I am not good looking, and I do not look ANG MOH.
Sigh. How can he live like this, knowing so many girls he doesn't know exist are so crazy over him?
Also, I found out that I have "typical thinking". And here I thought I was unique and thought differently.
Sigh.
isthisme exuded garlic breath at 10:34 AM
