Granny - X.

Despite the trials being less than a month away, and despite being fully aware of that, and despite being totally un-updated during physics and chemistry class, I still have NO motivation to start studying.

What another fellow future National Service trainee said the other day, is not helping me at all.

"I'm going for NS already lok, also cannot sign up for first intake, so trials results not important loh. SPM only study lah."

Someone took his physics book and planted his ass on the chair right next to mine, and asked if I knew how to do get logik, or something like that.

And my only reply was, "Huh? What is get logik?"

Oh shit.

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Here is a fact - I cannot drive well under pressure.

Maybe that is why I fared better during my road test, 'cause I felt no pressure. At least, no more than the pressure I get when there is a backseat driver in the car.

Backseat drivers like my driving instructer (side-seat driver would be more apt?), or like my mom.

My driving instructer can be pretty very annoying, 'cause he talks non-stop, and does things like going, "Prepare to break! Prepare to breeeaaaaak!" when my foot is already on the friggin' breaks.
Damn lot of pressure.

And today, while waiting for my dad to get ready so we could go out for dinner, I presuaded my mom to let me take a drive around the neighbourhood in her car.

She so so soooooo had NO confidence in me, she was scared I was going to get her killed or something. While driving at less than 20 km/h, in a quiet neighbourgood? Pffffft.

She started screaming at me to do this, do that, even before I actually turned the darn keys in the ignition. I kind of turned to her and asked why is she screaming like that, to which she calmed down a bit and replied, "Oh, just easily excited."

I was more used to manual cars, and not automatic, and with my mom screaming her head off at me like that, UHHHH, not fun at all.

Next time I drive, I'll drive alone, thankyouverymuch.

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Highlight of my week!

My sister and I finally, finally installed 'Armed and Delirious'!

It was a 5-cd game we bought while we were in primary school, and it was the best adventure game we have ever, ever played.
(I never liked Counter Strike or Red Alert or any of those games.)

But then one day my dad's laptop got stolen. Some moron broke his car windows and carried the laptop away.

So from then on we thought we could never play the game ever again, 'cause we thought CD #1 was in the stolen laptop, and you need CD #1 to start the game before you switched to CDs #2, 3, 4 and 5.

So we were sad loh, and YEARS later, we even downloaded the entire first CD, dunno how long it took us, and then playing it only to realize the game is in French. Pfffffft.

So now YEARS and YEARS later, we finally found the game had it installed.

It really is about this Granny, whose son sold his villa and his annoying family to a rabbit from outer space.

And with the villa being sold, the Granny's cookbook went to the rabbit along with it.

Granny hates her family, ("Hello, disgusting members of my family!"), but she sets out on a mission to outer space to find the rabbit only because she wants her cookbook back.

She has her braventory (she keeps things in her bra), and her spaceship (her washing machine).

So stupid, so dumb, so so weird, but so so so Awesome.

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So here I am, trying to think of an awesome way to end this post, and realizing, shit I have totally lost it.

I have nothing to write about.

And even if I did, I have no idea how to go about writing it.

"The person who doesn't want me, can kiss me on the arse." Haha.