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Thursday, August 31, 2006

True blue Malaysian, an' PROUD of it!

Murphy (as in Murphy’s Law) is right – whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.

It’s like getting caught in a traffic jam; the lane that you are in will always be the slowest to move.

Or like queuing up at a pay counter, and you’re in a hurry; inevitably a problem will occur with one of the product pricing, to the person queuing right in front of you, no less.
Too late to switch to another lane, you think. So you wait it out.

It was 5 minutes to the Merdeka countdown, and we were queued up at Ikea (to pay for a bunch of stuff), and I was thinking, faster faster faster!

But because Murphy’s Law lurks at all corners, something HAD to happen to the guy in front of us.

So while we were stuck in line, the entire nation (and everybody gathered outside the building) was gleefully screaming the numbers down to the customary ‘3… 2… 1… MERDEKA!’.

But it was okay, ‘cause we went out later and the fireworks was still going off, and I gotta say, it was beautiful.

The place was totally crowded, and all around you could see people holding up their cellphones and taking photos / recording videos of the fireworks show.

And every time one of those really awesome-looking fireworks went off, everybody went, “ooooooooh” and “waaaaaaah”, and then they’d start clapping. Wonderful.

I think I even kind of got that weird tingling sensation, of knowing that as the thousands of people at the venue stared up at the sky and ‘ooooh-ed’ ‘aaaaaah’-ed concurrently, every one of them could well be thinking of the same thing – how proud they are to be Malaysian.

Because no one NOT proud of Malaysia, no one wanting to get out of the country a.s.a.p., would have driven to a place at a time where parking lots would be extremely sparse, stood there amongst the huge sweaty crowds, and waited till 12 to countdown to our very own 4th of July.

No one but a proud Malaysian would do that.

By the time we got home, it was 2.00 am. The roads were completely jammed up, and it took us one hour to get out of the parking basement. (No, not exaggerating.)

It sounds a little silly, to go through all of that, when I could have stayed within the confines of my own home, in an air-conditioned room, studying for the trials that are going on next week, which incidentally I have not completely prepared for.

Tapi apa yang boleh saya kata, saya hendak menyambut hari kemerdekaan dengan beribu-ribu rakyat Malaysia yang lain.

Why I Like Being A Malaysian
(homework requested by Manwir last year, one of the few articles that ChooiYen actually enjoyed writing, and the only one she still keeps because SHE IS PROUD TO BE MALAYSIAN.)

The meet up was supposed to take place at 8.00 pm. I was already half an hour late, but upon reaching the meeting point, I realized I was the only one there. That’s one good thing about Malaysians and their sense of time. You could be late for a meeting but it wouldn’t matter because almost everyone else would be later than you. My friends arrived much later, one after the other, with the latest one arriving at 9.00 pm. I couldn’t be mad at them though, they all had the same valid excuse – “Got traffic jam lah.

That’s Malaysians for you.

Despite their lackadaisical, tidak apa attitude, Malaysians are generally a jolly bunch of people who are easy to get along with. In fact, we’d prefer to be called laid-back and easy-going, than you very much. In most other countries, arriving late for a meeting meant you would have to endure venomous glances and under-the-breath mutterings from associates whose minutes are much too precious to spend on waiting for late-comers like you. But fortunately for all, Malaysians are sympathetic enough to understand your plight as long as you have a valid excuse (with traffic jams being the most plausible).

And true to the myth of where jolly people live, foods are aplenty, Malaysia has an abundant variety of food from different cultures. It is the only place where people with various skin colours enjoy plates of nasi lemak, char koay teow, chapatti, fish n’ chips and the tarik, all at the same table. And after the meal is over, you’re bound to hear the familiar, “Eh, today’s meal I belanja!” That’s racial harmony you can’t get anywhere else.

With so many different races and religion and ethnicity, it’s amazing how Malaysians manage to live so peacefully with one another (if you ignore the occasional hiccups). Malays and Indians are studying in Chinese schools, and the Chinese are speaking Malay more fluently than ever. Malaysia is definitely a cultural melting pot. This is especially evident during the festive seasons. Malaysians no longer celebrate just one occasion; now they celebrate Hari Raya, Chinese New Year, Deepavali and Christmas. It’s almost impossible to pass up an invitation to an open house when you know there are plates of rending and turkey and sweet meats waiting to be devoured.

On the topic of food, Malaysia definitely has the best array of local foods. Food connoisseurs who take pleasure in tasting the finest of fine cuisine would admit that after mouthfuls of foie gras, at the end of the day, a good plate of nasi lemak or wantan mee fills them up nice and full. Just ask any young Malaysian who has, or still is, studying overseas. Their luggange is heavier than the dumbbells at the gym, and most of them would be packed with packets of Milo, rending curry powder, and Malaysia’s all-time favourite – Maggi instant noodles. They would write letters back home every now and then, with one of the main reasons being asking for extra fixes of pre-mixed spices of Malaysian food.

I had an American friend who once asked me innocently enough, “Do Malaysians still lived on trees?” I couldn’t answer him, not because I didn’t know the answer to the question, but because I was somewhat surprised. It shocked me that some foreigners think Malaysians still live and think like the prehistoric cavemen. But Malaysia is set to conquer the moon in a few year’s time! Malaysia may not be the most developed country in the world, or even in Asia for that matter, but we are definitely well on our way. With our somewhat advanced technology, and our capable leaders, and most of all, our “Malaysia Boleh” spirit, Vision 2020 is not so far away from being achieved after all.

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BTW, that part about the American thinking we live on trees, is completely true.

What’s funny is that sometimes, you come across Malaysians who seem to worship the Western culture, who seem to think once they move out of this country their lives would improve loads and loads, who thinks all that is local-made, is definitely of inferior quality.

Haven’t they read accounts of Malaysians coming back to Malaysia after years of living abroad, because living in Britain/Australia/the States wasn’t exactly what they had expected, and because Malaysia is after all, HOME?

Though sometimes Malaysians work in a weird way, (like the presenters at Siti Nurhaliza’s wedding introducing artists and reading out of small cards they held in their hands, shouldn’t they be completely prepared beforehand? You can bet no one reads out of card notes at, say, Princess Diana’s wedding), but we all know working in weird ways is what Malaysians do best, and that’s what makes us, us.

Hahaha, okay that doesn’t quite make sense, we really should stop our weird ways and get a bit of improvement going on.

And in regards to the Reader’s Digest article on courtesy, well they just happened to be at the wrong place, at the wrong time, that’s all. Besides, those are just the small stuff; when something big happens, like someone being in trouble, I’d put in all my chips and bet that there WILL be people all too willing to lend a helping hand. And you can bet they’d be Malaysians, too, not some blonde expatriate who happened to be there.

And I’d not even go on about Malaysia food, ‘cause it goes without saying that every Malaysian loves their Malaysian food.

Conclusion to today’s post – Why be anything else, when you can be Malaysian?

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

INXS, phoooey.

There are, of course, a few reasons why I shouldn't be blogging right now -

1 - I made my friend change my Blogger's password, which she so nicely did, and I wasn't supposed to know the password until after the trials. That was an attempt to stop myself from posting.

2 - I really should have my head buried in those ultra thick, ultra intimidating reference books.

3 - I Just Shouldn't.

But of course, I got round that password change thing by cleverly clicking on the 'Forget Password' button and having it sent to my email account. Genius.

Sorry Friend, haha, your efforts wasted.

I had a dream where instead of mosquitoes zipping past us all around the room, there were instead blue balls of ion-ion hidrogen flying around.
(From studying chemistry just before bedtime.)

I also dreamt that I forgot to bring my calculator to school, and had to resort to using my cellphone ultra basic one for add maths exam paper.
(From randomly playing with the calculator too much in between studying.)

I also dreamt that I had no idea WHAT was in all the cerpens and prosa's, and the BM paper was in an hour's time.
(From really having not read the Antologi Kerusi before, not even once.)

So anyway, my brother called from Hawaii last night, a call that lasted a good two hours.

We were talking about random stuff, updating each other and all, and suddenly he asked, "So when's your SPM starting?"

"November."

"Oh, how many A's are you aiming for then?"

Me, sounding a bit paiseh, answered, "If possible, straight A's loh."

I must say, I was pretty discouraged when he asked, without thinking / missing a beat, "Har? You think can meh?"

Well, why couldn't I?

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I needed a little boost of spirits last weekend, not that I was feeling blue-ish, but things were getting a little too bo-ring. Very ho-hum.

So what better pick-me-up than a full-fledged rock concert, right?

The INXS Switched On World Tour!

And did I get to go? NO.

It started off with a classmate having free tickets to the show, for his birthday. Fine and dandy, except that said classmate happily asked me, "Who's your favourite INXS rocker? Mine is Tommy Lee!"

*Groans.

Waste of good tickets. (And he didn't even go.)

Then during lunch at the chicken rice shop outside of CHS, my sister excitedly told me she had a friend who had a friend who had won tickets but couldn't attend the concert.

That means, free tickets for us!

And then came the ultimate party-pooper, the One That Cripples Great Plans -







- tuition.

See, I don't have tuitions everyday, just on Friday nights, how unfortunate that everything good that happens, always have to happen on a Friday night.

Now you can't pooh-pooh Murphy's Law away.

The last time I wanted to go to a mini-gig thing, it was a Friday night. But back then, it wasn't so near the exams, so I lied and said tuition was canceled.

Darn the trials.

It hit me not too long ago, that if Marty had won Rockstar: INXS, then Marty would be the one performing here.

If that had happened, trials or no trials, I would be so ready to lie about not having tuition classes again, no doubt about it.

'Cause Marty is amazing. Not him, his performances.


Haha, sorry, I just had to. Marty Casey, doing "Wish You Were Here", which is my utmost favourite performance of his in ROCKSTAR history, ever.

Marty's band, the Lovehammers, was supposed to open for INXS on their world tour, but I guess when they say something like that, it really only applies to the US. Oh well.

I reformatted my transflash card the other day (about time I did it), and I transfered a whole bunch of ROCKSTAR video clips onto my cellphone (why? I dunno, for fun?), most of which are, who else, Marty's performances. And a bit of Dilana, 'cause she's pretty good too.

I digressed a bit.

You know, it would have been fun to go for the Yogyakarta Quake Aid concert cum carnival, but it wouldn't be fun to go alone, it'd be nice if the whole family went, but having to pay RM320 to go to a concert where we don't even know one-tenth of the artists performing there, isn't a very good idea.

So what plans did I make in the end?

Nothing. I stayed at home.

(No wonder I couldn't blog. My life is so mundane, I've got nothing to write about.)












[You guuuuuuuys! I know you still visit, I see the daily hits, but my tagboard/comment box is being left all alooooone!]

"What good is it writing, when no one is there to read it?"

I really should update more often.

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Saturday, August 05, 2006

Granny - X.

Despite the trials being less than a month away, and despite being fully aware of that, and despite being totally un-updated during physics and chemistry class, I still have NO motivation to start studying.

What another fellow future National Service trainee said the other day, is not helping me at all.

"I'm going for NS already lok, also cannot sign up for first intake, so trials results not important loh. SPM only study lah."

Someone took his physics book and planted his ass on the chair right next to mine, and asked if I knew how to do get logik, or something like that.

And my only reply was, "Huh? What is get logik?"

Oh shit.

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Here is a fact - I cannot drive well under pressure.

Maybe that is why I fared better during my road test, 'cause I felt no pressure. At least, no more than the pressure I get when there is a backseat driver in the car.

Backseat drivers like my driving instructer (side-seat driver would be more apt?), or like my mom.

My driving instructer can be pretty very annoying, 'cause he talks non-stop, and does things like going, "Prepare to break! Prepare to breeeaaaaak!" when my foot is already on the friggin' breaks.
Damn lot of pressure.

And today, while waiting for my dad to get ready so we could go out for dinner, I presuaded my mom to let me take a drive around the neighbourhood in her car.

She so so soooooo had NO confidence in me, she was scared I was going to get her killed or something. While driving at less than 20 km/h, in a quiet neighbourgood? Pffffft.

She started screaming at me to do this, do that, even before I actually turned the darn keys in the ignition. I kind of turned to her and asked why is she screaming like that, to which she calmed down a bit and replied, "Oh, just easily excited."

I was more used to manual cars, and not automatic, and with my mom screaming her head off at me like that, UHHHH, not fun at all.

Next time I drive, I'll drive alone, thankyouverymuch.

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Highlight of my week!

My sister and I finally, finally installed 'Armed and Delirious'!

It was a 5-cd game we bought while we were in primary school, and it was the best adventure game we have ever, ever played.
(I never liked Counter Strike or Red Alert or any of those games.)

But then one day my dad's laptop got stolen. Some moron broke his car windows and carried the laptop away.

So from then on we thought we could never play the game ever again, 'cause we thought CD #1 was in the stolen laptop, and you need CD #1 to start the game before you switched to CDs #2, 3, 4 and 5.

So we were sad loh, and YEARS later, we even downloaded the entire first CD, dunno how long it took us, and then playing it only to realize the game is in French. Pfffffft.

So now YEARS and YEARS later, we finally found the game had it installed.

It really is about this Granny, whose son sold his villa and his annoying family to a rabbit from outer space.

And with the villa being sold, the Granny's cookbook went to the rabbit along with it.

Granny hates her family, ("Hello, disgusting members of my family!"), but she sets out on a mission to outer space to find the rabbit only because she wants her cookbook back.

She has her braventory (she keeps things in her bra), and her spaceship (her washing machine).

So stupid, so dumb, so so weird, but so so so Awesome.

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So here I am, trying to think of an awesome way to end this post, and realizing, shit I have totally lost it.

I have nothing to write about.

And even if I did, I have no idea how to go about writing it.

"The person who doesn't want me, can kiss me on the arse." Haha.

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